Insomnia, Update 847.

Insomnia. Noun. A disorder where you wake up in the middle of the night and do absolutely nothing productive, hoping for hours that you’ll fall back asleep “soon” only to realize your alarm is about to go off in 15 minutes. You’ll spend the rest of the day exhausted and looking forward to dozing off early, only to wake up again in the middle of the night.

Repeat.