Friday the 13th, 2020… Retry.

Today is Friday the 13th. We had one of those already this year. Remember? It was March 13. That was the day we discovered the world was just going to close up for a few weeks until this whole COVID thing blows over.

Know what today means? Jack shit. It’s Friday in 2020. We’re either going to get eaten by burning slug snot disease or we’re going to sit at home and watch Netflix.

This side… nope.

The Law of Averages says you can flip a coin and it will land heads-up about 50% of the time.

The laws governing my life mandate that in 99 out of 100 attempts, I will blindly plug in a USB cable upside down.

Additionally – because the universe has a sadistic sense of humor – 80% of those attempts will involve the cable bending naturally, but in the opposite direction I need it to bend.