I was just walking in the parking lot, towards my car, at the super market. I noticed a silver Jeep Cherokee coning towards me hauling ass. Older female drive, just casual as can be.
I’m already in a foul mood, unrelated to this.
“LOOK OUT!” I shouted, hands raised like she’s about to plow into a littler of kittens.
The driver slammed on her brakes leaving a good 10-15 feet of tread marks. She turned to me in a panic, “What?”
“Slow the fuck down. You’re in a parking lot.”
Apparently older lades in Jeep Cherokees know a LOT of foul language because she pretty much called me names I’ve never heard of as she rolled off.
I still hope she peed herself a little.