Friday the 13th, 2020… Retry.

Today is Friday the 13th. We had one of those already this year. Remember? It was March 13. That was the day we discovered the world was just going to close up for a few weeks until this whole COVID thing blows over.

Know what today means? Jack shit. It’s Friday in 2020. We’re either going to get eaten by burning slug snot disease or we’re going to sit at home and watch Netflix.